Wednesday, August 27, 2008

You Never Know...

... who ends up reading your blog. 

I've had another one of my "straight boy" crushes kind of found out... it most infamously happened a few years back when I was gushing over a contestant on The Amazing Race... but this one comes via a post a few weeks back where I highlighted my piqued interest in ABC News' David Muir... and a contestant on the CBS reality show The Greatest American Dog.

Unfortunately, this post is not some steamy encounter with Mr. Muir while both of us were in Beijing (so close, but yet so far)... but alas from the dog show... and my run-down of Presley the boxer's owner, Travis. If you need a reminder, this is Travis:

While I am not as fanatical about it as I used to be, I still at least take a glance at how folks are reaching my blog pretty much every day.  So it was a bit of an "uh oh" moment, when I saw some hits coming in from travisandpresley.com.   I investigated a little further and here's a screen cap:

As you see, my little admiration piece ended up in the "press room" section of this site -- which I have really no idea how closely affiliated or involved either Travis (or for that matter, Presley) are with it -- but it was still pretty amusing... and not to bad to be in the company of my beloved Entertainment Weekly and their hometown newspaper. 

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Express Lane: Issue 51

Lance Bass Rumored to be on DTWS7, May Have a Male Partner - While it would be hot, I'm guessing the male/male speculation is more offensive?  Would they only be able to dance to songs by the Village People or say 'Relax' by Frankie Goes To Hollywood? (7/10/08)

Meet the 'Big Brother 10' Cast - It's baaaack (starting July 13), this season's hamsters include a gay cowboy, a Hooters waitress, a pro bodybuilder... and a 75 year old former Marine! (7/8/08)

Pet owners prefer McCain over Obama - I knew there was some reason I was still a bit unsure about Barack... (7/8/08)

Blake Lewis Dropped from Arista - Last year's Idol runner-up will have to fffff-fffind a new label if there's going to be a 2nd album.  Hard times for 'Idol' alums as past winners, Ruben and Taylor, have also got booted this year. (6/25/08)

You The Ones That We (Didn't) Want - Two of the runners-up of the *very* same reality show that put Max Crumm and Laura Osnes on Broadway as Danny & Sandy in the Broadway revival of 'Grease' are set to replace to duo next month. (6/24/08)

HBO Continues 'Treatment' - Ahh!  Just got thru the 43 episode, 5 days/week Gabriel Byrne therapy series last week (it ended in March!) and now word that it will be back... enjoyed it, but it was a big commitment! (6/23/08)

'Weeds' Goes Theme Song-less For New Season - With Agrestic up in flames and the Botwins headed to the border, it appears the Season 4 premiere was the last hurrah for Malvina Reynold's 'Little Boxes' as well.  So sad! (6/19/08)

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Nashville Stud

Decided to give Nashville Star a whirl this season (though time/day-shifted thanks to TiVo) -- was more aware of it thanks to the switch from USA to the NBC mother network (to mixed results, good vs. past seasons of the show - bad for the peacock network and a network reality competition show in general)... likewise, it never seemed to be on a good time of year (too much other TV competition) and/or its proximity to American Idol, there's only so much star-making, wannabe singing one can take at one time.

Before we get to the title of this post... some general thoughts about the show -- which may anger some country music fans -- so just take a deep breath and bear with me... in the spirit of some of the a tad heavy-handed patriotic fervor that was on display in the premiere, I'm still allowed my opinion.

While I obviously knew this going in, it is still refreshing to see a music genre-specific show.  I get a bit weary on Idol, with contestants trying to be (or stay true) to one style while being forced into "theme" or artist nights... so it is nice that this is all-country, all the time... a genre that I have really grown to appreciate.  Also, I like the inclusion of duos and groups -- again something that differentiates it from Idol.

That said, not sure about the talent -- thankfully, the show sped through the audition process in about 34 minutes and got right down to the 12 finalists -- while there are certainly talented singers, it was hard to find one in the bunch that matched, or even approached, the original artists they were covering -- again, no surprise (Idol is no different) -- but we'll see how it all shakes out.

As far as Miley's dad as the host... well, I was pretty sure Billy Ray Cyrus could not have done worse hair-wise than his early mullet days, but I gotta think there's something more he can do the spiky yet flat mop that's on his head these days... but again, he's likable and genial enough of a host.

Judge-wise, have to admit was not familiar with writer/producer Jeffrey Steele, but definitely see the value of an opinion coming from that side of the business.  Was a bit caught off-guard, by Jewel's country bumpkin transformation.  While I heard rumblings that she had gone country of late, the way the Alaska folk singer was throwing 'round "y'alls" and the whole Southern drawl was still a bit surprising.   

And that leaves us with John Rich -- which I fear is where I now tread into dangerous territory -- while I thoroughly enjoy his biggest hit (with "Big and")  "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"... having seen him on his own reality-driven show "Gone Country" on CMT and his 'tude on this premiere -- well, not mincing words here -- he's pretty much an arrogant prick.  I am sure this is admirable quality to some, but it's just waaaay too much swagger for my taste.

Contestant-wise, didn't think the ones that sang non-country songs had all that much success:  Coffey's "Drift Away," Justin's "Drops of Jupiter," and particularly Ashlee's "Bubbly" (though the NBC show site seems convinced she sang a Taylor Swift song -- and don't even get me started on Swift, I am more and more baffled by her success the more I see/hear her). 

The younger contestants (including the above mentioned Justin and Ashlee) seem far too green... and while they had wonderful harmonizing, I questioned the song choice of "Stand By Your Man" for Laurie and Sophie, a couple of high-schoolers.  Likewise, there was fine harmonizing with sister act Pearl Heart, but again it smacked more as high school talent show material.

Overall, my early favorites were "old country"/throwback Gabe and "every woman" (i.e. plus-sized) Melissa.

One contestant that will very likely get a good ride out of this show is Justin Gaston... though, if his first round performance is any indication, it will have little (if anything!) to do with singing ability... or personality or... well, I'll just stop there... since what am I talking about is this:

But now we get to this slightly awkward part of the post... and which I mentioned in a Twitter yesterday...

Justin is <ahem!> 19 years old... technically legal, but still walking the "Holy Jailbait Batman!" tightrope  and making me feel as if I am in full-on "dirty old approaching middle-aged man" mode... but apparently is old enough to model for the likes of 2xist and International Jock.

Again, I am not sure how long he is going to last on Nashville Star -- if country fans/viewers of the show are, as John Rich would say, as hard to impress, discriminating, only looking for the best possible singing talent -- Justin won't make it too far.  Then again, gals and gay men of nearly every age will likely dissolve into a puddle much like Jewel did (ala Paula Abdul) every time he is on the screen.  So while I don't think this will be his desired break into the music business, I have a hunch that even a couple of weeks on national/network television will serve him well.   

Saturday, June 07, 2008

Express Lane: Issue 50

Chicago among 4 finalists for 2016 Summer Olympics - Other finalist cities include Madrid and Tokyo, but my hunch is that it will go to Rio de Janeiro, thus bringing the Olympics to S. America for the first time.

Country Rookie Julianne Hough Dancing Up Charts - Not too shabby, the 2-time DWTS champion's debut album enters the pop album chart at #3. (5/30/08)

ABC's New Schedule Features Stability, 'Scrubs' - Good news if you like what you watch on ABC.  Only 2 new shows in the fall + 3 more mid-season starts, including the long rumored network leap for 'Scrubs.' (5/13/08)

US Open's Cable TV deal from USA to ESPN, Tennis Channel - After airing it for an amazing 25 years, USA (and Universal HD) hosts the last Slam of the tennis season for one more year - then it's off to ESPN and the Tennis Channel.  Does this mean Tracy Austin is out of a job?! (5/12/08)

Fox Reality cancels Reality Remix - While it was a bit of reality overload, I will miss Kennedy's snarky/fun spin on the genre, the show will be replaced by what sounds like a more "Fox" (slimy?) weekly recap-ish show. (5/7/08)

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Express Lane: Issue 48

'Brothers & Sisters' Star Comes Out - Coming out stories are always good, but have to admit I would have been more surprised if Luke Macfarlane (Kevin's BF Scotty) had announced he was straight. (4/16/08)

Does TiVo Predict 'Idol' cast-offs? - If rewinding or fast-forwarding is correlated to the voting, David A is in great shape and Syesha maybe be waving goodbye tonight.  Update:  Wrong!  Michael Johns went home in arguably the first "shocker" elimination of the season. (4/10/08)

Joey Fatone, Mel B. to Co-host TLC Show - The DWTS alums set to head a show that sounds like 'Idol' meets 'The Office.'  (4/7/08)

'Idol' Download Rankings Appear On iTunes - It's the second time the "to remain anonymous" sales rankings have leaked... and once again it is good news for the guys ... David A, Michael, David C, and Jason were the highest pre-orders for Dolly week. (4/4/08)

Mariah Carey surpasses Elvis in No. 1s - Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse? (4/2/08)

"Rent" Extension - Due to high ticket demand, the Broadway hit gets one more season of love as closing night shifts from June 1 to September 7. (3/26/08)

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

It's War: B vs C

Yeah, as embarrassed as I may be... I have to admit that I've been watching this one.   But if you've been around here long enough, you probably would have guessed that already... but it's not that it's just a battle between a man and a woman... it's about finding the right person... the promise of tomorrow...

Oh, wait... I think I might be causing some confusion... it's not Barack vs. Clinton... and while I did watch too much Super Duper Tuesday coverage last night, what I'm talking about is...

Dance War:  Bruno vs. Carrie Ann!

Why I'm still watching, I can't really tell you. 

Being a quite genuine fan of Dancing With The Stars, you couldn't blame me for giving this show a try as two of judges from that show try to finding that combination of a dancing and singing superstar... in other words, the reality show wannabe love-child of  American Idol and So You Think You Can Dance?

The result... pretty much a mess.  My guess is that the people who are very good singers or very good dancers and... this one is an important one... want to subject themselves to a reality TV show... are headed over to the Fox network's ratings behemoths, rather than what amounts to "filler" as we wait for Bruno and Carrie Ann to get back to their real reality TV jobs.

Now, I am not saying that these kids are not talented... and even though the 12 finalists were whittled down from thousands, for the most part their singing/dancing skills should be able to land them a job on a cruise ship or a musical... though not Broadway, more like a non-lead role in a touring production (maybe).  Ouchie! 

The show is partially to blame.  By placing them in and competing as groups, the participants have been zapped of their individuality.  No choice/participation in the songs or choreography (that are often uninspired)... so we're not seeing what got them to the finals in the first place... their style of singing and freestyle dancing. 

Even stranger, the winning team gets a recording contract and rumors of a tour with a "major recording artist"... but I fail to see how a group of 4-6 people (starting with 6 members each, Team Bruno has suffered the first two losses of the season) is going to find success as what amounts to a song and dance troupe.

But it has its eye candy (pictured above, Lacey is flanked by Wholesome/Mormon boy Zack and "Doncha wish your boyfriend was hot like me (and knows it)... Doncha!" Phillip)... and our household is always smitten with host Drew Lachey.

On a total sidenote, while searching for the above picture, I stumbled upon "news" that Zack (the guy in the red tank-top above) was the man formerly engaged to DWTS's Julianne Hough.  The two were set to be married in August 2007, but broke things off shortly after Hough's first season on DWTS, starting rumors that she was romantically linked to, then dancing partner, Apolo Anton Ohno.  So that helps to explains, Julianne being in the audience this past week... but also calls into question how much of "discovery" Zack was during the audition process (pure speculation!).

My absolute favorite moment of the show occurs immediately following the awesomely cheesy song/dance opening group number... the arrival of Bruno and Carrie Ann!

The lights go down,  the stage dramatically backlit, the runway model thumping music starts... as the shadowy profiles of Bruno and Carrie Ann emerge...

They hit their spot, turn-away from each other... big spotlight... and POSE!!

Classic!!   

Hmmm... maybe Barack and Hillary should give it a try before their next debate! 

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Clash of the Choirs

It should come as no surprise that we are watching Clash of the Choirs.

I will just toss aside any modicum of political correctness and reiterate my belief that inside every gay man there is a big, black, and beautiful woman wanting to come out... and there is nothing better about a choir than a big, black, and beautiful woman... so committing ourselves to this holiday "event"... and only for 4 nights... was pretty much a no-brainer.

For those of you not watching, the premise is five musical talents recruiting and leading a choir of 20 people from their home town... the public will vote out a choir each night and the winner earns $250k for a hometown charity. 

As viewers, we are forced to choose among charitable organizations for intensive care units for babies, food shelters, battered women, people left homeless by natural disasters.  Yikes!  And if that isn't enough, each choir had personal stories meant to tug at your heartstrings (to varying degrees of success).   Here are the choirs and my thoughts (in order of performance):

Team Nick Lachey

Hometown:  Cincinnati
Song: "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield
Sad Choir Story:  Father and Daughter choir members with wife/Mom going through cancer treatments
Verdict:  Surprisingly enough, the song works great -- quite uplifting and spiritual which was never the vibe I got while listening to the original... and c'mon how darn cute was Nick leading the choir... with that smile that could melt away any ice storm.

Team Kelly Rowland
Hometown:  Houston
Song: "Freedom" by George Michael
Sad Choir Story:  Weepy Hurricane Katrina refugee with a singing voice that has likely sent Simon Cowell to an early grave
Verdict:  After being surprised by Nick's choir's interpretation I was less impressed with "Freedom" as a choir choice.

Team Michael Bolton
Hometown:  New Haven
Song: "Living on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi
Sad Choir Story:  Formerly abused woman... and while not sad, a very cute old lady to win us over (in the post performance interview, the host asked her if singing made her feel "youthful" and she heard it as "useful" and answered it that way!)
Verdict:  Another song that didn't quite make a good choir transition... but my main quibble here was that the performance basically felt like a lead singer with a back-up group of 19 people.  While the lead guy was quite good, it's Clash of the Choirs ... not Clash of the Singer Too Old to Be on American Idol.

Team Blake Shelton
Hometown:  Oklahoma City
Song: "Life is a Highway" by Tom Cochrane (thought I'm guessing these days some folks think it's by Rascal Flatts)
Sad Choir Story:  Multiple military service men... and a pair of hunky brothers, ultimately separated as there was only one spot left in the choir for that singing voice type.
Verdict:  While at least the other celebs were faking it, country singer Shelton was amusing in his "I don't know what the hell I'm doing?" approach to the choir.  But whatever he did (or didn't do) worked... this song took on a spiritual quality when belted out by the choir.

Team Patti LaBelle
Hometown:  Philadelphia
Song: "He's Got the Whole World in His Hands" by ???
Sad Choir Story:  Not much... a woman who lost 140 lbs?
Verdict:  Labelle... excuse me, Miss Patti... had, by far, the best bumper piece, providing the laugh out loud moments of the night... giggling under her fabulous hat at the bad auditions and rolling her eyes and yelling at people to stop singing "Lady Marmalade."   But c'mon, did you think for a milli-second that Miss Patti would NOT have a kick-ass choir?!!   

My order of finish:
1st - Choir Miss Patti
2nd - Choir Shelton
3rd - Choir Lachey
4th - Choir Rowland
5th - Choir Bolton

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Express Lane: Issue 38

This week in Celebrity Drunk Driving: 48 Days in Jail for '24' Star Sutherland and Ex-'Lost' Star Rodriguez Gets 6 months. (10/11/07)

Lindsay Lohan says rehab was `sobering' - Ummm...  "pardon the pun"? (10/9/07)

`Sopranos' regulars join `Chicago' cast - 'Janice' (as Mama Morton) and 'Big Pussy' (as Roxie's husband Amos) are the latest to sign up for what is increasingly the stunt casting musical of all-time! (10/9/07)

Broadway 'Rent' Gets New Mark and Roger - Here's a switch!  Saw both these guys the last time 'Rent' came through town on the national tour.  Congrats to Broadway debutantes, Declan and Harley... well deserved! (10/4/07)

Paula Abdul refused to do more 'Hey Paula!' which she says was "disturbing"; wants a child - I agree with the first half (it was pretty much 'trainwreck'), but not so sure about that second half. (10/1/07)

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Joey Fitone?

Shockingly enough we watched The Singing Bee on NBC... granted a day late, but still... and we'll give the Fox version, Don't Forget The Lyrics, as well.  Definitely a fun, fluffy, frothy summer-time show.

But how about a shout-out to Bee host, Joey Fatone?!   

Often the butt of ... okay let's face it, pretty darn applicable... jokes about his last name during and after his n'Sync days... Joey started to drop the pounds during his stint on last season's Dancing With The Stars... but boy, he's looking even fitter than he did at the end of Dancing!

Joey: Before & After

Dare I say, he's giving his ex-bandmates a bit of a run now in the hottie department.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Love Means Nothing

... in tennis.

But, starting next week, will (former?) tennis player Mark Philippoussis find love on the NBC summer reality show Age of Love?   This age-oriented dating show will have the 30-year old Australian choose between ladies in their 40's (Cougars!) and their 20's (Kittens!).  Oy!  So why do I even bring this up?

Well, let me tell you about my Mark Philippoussis story....

(That black box below was for a video that never loaded... )

Back in the mid 90s I got to live out one of my fantasies... I was a tennis journalist/photographer for a little online magazine created by some of my online tennis buddies.  It was the early days of the Web and it was quite the thing to be an "online only" entity... most of the time I spent  explaining to folks how I worked for a magazine that you couldn't hold in your hands.

On the side, in this new online age I also created a tennis stat page for one of my favorite players at the time, Monica Seles.  This was before either tour had their own websites and it was a place for people to come as I presented win-loss records, head to heads, etc.  Since I had some success with that I decided to do a similar page for a male player.  Since I didn't want to try and do all the research (actually going to the library and looking up match results!) I had to do with Seles, I decided to go with a newer player... and yes, you guessed it... it was a teenage-ish Mark Philippoussis.   The page was just on-court stats, no homo lusting... though I will certainly admit that his looks didn't hurt when I was deciding on a player.

Here's the story... I'll try to make it brief.  I am at our local tournament, I request an interview with Mark via the tour's media person... get it and given a time and place.  Having chatted with some other journalists about my stat page, word gets back to Mark's "people"... as the "next big thing" player he already has a sizable entourage.  While I am waiting for him, Mark's coach sends over his 6-ish year old daughter to tell me "Mark can't talk to you"... WTF??? This is how they handle things by have a little girl do their dirty work??  I eventually track down his "manager" (or he tracks me down)... and starts to grill me about the webpage... what's on it, why did I start it... and we get to the point "who gave you permission to use his name"... and other legal-actiony threats.  So much for providing free publicity or a public service for their player, which I told them as much!

Anyhow... long story short... I travel to the next tournament, a pretty prestigious tournament in the California desert and try to go about my business and do my best to dodge these people.  Ultimately, the manager tracks me down and apologizes for the misunderstanding.  I guess this is nice and I should feel vindicated... but at this point, any enthusiasm has soured ... I pull the web page shortly thereafter and that's my Mark Philippoussis story.

In all honesty, I doubt Philippoussis ever knew about any of this... these coddlers were far too protective I am guessing to have him worry about much of anything.  While he did go on to some success, making the finals of 2003 Wimbledon and the 1998 US Open... he probably is thought to be one of those players who never reached his potential... chronic injuries played a part, but the distractions of fame and fortune and an alleged love of fast cars (and the ladies?) likely didn't help either... worse yet, tennis "next big thing" ended up being his countryman Lleyton Hewitt, who rose to the #1 ranking as well as winning a couple of Slams.

So while I harbor no ill will towards the guy, I am still mildly amused by this dip into a reality dating show... and particularly the way they promote him above...

With his combination of stunning good looks, success, and charm tennis superstar Mark Philippoussis may very well be the most eligible bachelor in America.

Mama always said "if you don't have something nice to say..." ... so I will just bite my tongue on most of those descriptors... but I'll still tune in for at least the premiere, if for anything else to see "hunky fan favorite" and host, Mark Consuelos (aka Mr. Kelly Ripa).

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