Thursday, March 20, 2008

MINI Clubman In-Person

Time flies... hard to believe this time last week I was up at the MINI dealership getting what has become my my annual oil change... this was supposed to be a "bonus" oil change since I had just now ticked past the 10,000 mile mark ... but since it also coincided with the one-year mark since my last oil change... well, no bonus!   I also had my airbag light repaired and an brake fluid flush... all of this "free" under my warranty...

Alas they weren't going to let me leave without earning some $$$... so they recommended a tire rotation and an alignment...  which were "voluntary" and thus brought charges.  I could hardly argue... I know these things should be done every so often and why not reward my Cooper with a little extra lovin' since it just turned 2 years old... and I guess they honeymoon is officially over since I allowed that birthday party to go by unnoticed on March 9th.   

One thing I was looking forward to my trip to dealership (besides meeting up w/ my old work friend) was checking out the new MINI Clubman.  I received an e-mail from the dealership in February that they had arrived... so I was anxious to see them in-person.  Here are a few pix:

Basically, it's a stretched out MINI... it's almost like you took a Cooper and taffy-pulled the back of it out just enough that it's noticeably longer.  I just took a good look at these pix this morning and I see I failed to get a good picture of the "club door" (duh!!), but you can sorta kinda see it in that first pic... where folks have that extra slim door (only on the passenger side) to get in the back seat.

The Clubman will still have to grow on me a bit more... I am certainly no car aficionado, so it didn't really seem all that different from a Cooper to me... so not quite sure how much of a cost/benefit there is to the "extra" space... but still a cool car... but it will certainly cause me confusion.  I have this tendency to yell out "Cooper!" (according to a certain somebody, in an autistic manner) whenever I see a MINI... so I'm am going to have to start looking closer to see if it's a Clubman instead.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Same Sh&t, Different Year: 2008 Edition

Hey!  Welcome to W&C v2008 and Happy New Year!

I used the same phrasing in the first post of last year and figured it was good enough to recycle... though thankfully a different tone (less "whine")... and while I probably should be announcing some profound change of course for myself and/or this blog, it ain't happenin'!  Like I said, just more of the same stuff you've grown to love (or hate) these past several years.

I have a lot of "blog material" zipping through my mind, but I think I will just focus and tell you about a couple of them and save the rest for a "rainy day"... and if it doesn't end up getting told, it probably wasn't worth my effort and your time anyhow!

First off, our New Year's!  More whimper, than bang to end the year... but on purpose and "okay."  We did something different this year, we slept our way into the new year!   Allow me to back up.  Upon his return from visiting family, Todd came home with a stomach flu bug.  On the way back, he text'd me that he was not feeling well... and, sure enough, I didn't see all that much of him when he did get in on Saturday night... and we'll just leave it at that.  While he was feeling better on New Year's Eve, he was still cautious about eating and there was definitely no drinking (of alcohol, that is). 

We watched what had to be the gayest thing on television for the night ... the East Coast/Times Square live television celebration... on... wait for it... CNN!   Yes, CNN.  Not only Anderson "Andy" Cooper anchoring... but special co-host, Kathy Griffin... and (!!) with regular visits via satellite to the Annual Midnight Drag Queen drop at Key West, Florida.  Kathy was on fire... though I am guessing she was the first to ponder how she landed that decidedly non-D List gig.

We were pretty much done with that celebration at 10:30pm our time.  At a loss of what to do next, not a whole lot interesting on TV, and both of us kinda zapped... we figured, what they heck... let's just go to bed!   Ironically and oddly enough, it was me who was out like a light and the recovering Todd who was likely still awake at our midnight (at 11:40pm, he told himself he wasn't going to look at the clock again).

So there you have it... New Year's Non-Rockin' Eve... and absolutely no regrets!

Well, I planned to switch to another topic here... but my long-winded tendencies apparently haven't curbed themselves in '08 (as I said... same sh&t, different year!)... so come back late for some more... eye candy, too!

Oh, one quick topic-shift/small thing!   I did get the MINI Cooper back on Monday/New Year's Eve.  The $1600-worth of a scratch is now a memory and all looks "good as new"... again!  I told the body/paint shop customer rep person that while I think they do great work, I hope never to see them again.

I was thankful that Cooper didn't have to spend one day more there and spillover into the new year.  I hadn't made (nor do I typically) a New Year's resolution... but here's one I will do my very best to keep... after 49 days in 2006 and 20 days in 2007....

No body or paint shop visits in 2008!!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

MINI Milestone & More

This past weekend I hit a milestone on the MINI... 10,000 miles!!!

WooHoo!  And it only took approximately 21 months (unbelievably March will be the 2-year mark!), to get there... and we only got that far thanks to our big MINI-motivated 2,000 mile road-trip in August.

And to mark the historic occasion of the odometer reaching five-digits...

... I'm taking it back to the paint/body shop later today!!

Wah-Waaaaah!  (insert Debbie Downer/raspberry sound)

As you may recall, at the close of my 40th birthday Vegas weekend extravaganza-palooza I found my Cooper vandalized... since then I've been half pissed off about having yet another thing happen to it and half pissed off about having to keep looking at it.  (Oh, just in case I haven't mentioned it, car crap tends to piss me off)... so I finally decided just to get it all over and done with. 

Since they did a great job in restoring it after the crash, I'm taking it back to the same paint/body shop it went to last year.  At this point, I was going to give you a blow-by-blow account of setting up the appointment, etc. but it kinda pisses me off (have you detected a trend here?).... the bottom line is their customer service skills leave something to be desired... but again, it's the folks doing the physical work on my car that really matter... and there I am confident.  I hope to have the car back by Christmas.  (Don't ask, because it pis... ok, you know where I'm going!)

To return to happier MINI stuff... I've mentioned it once before... but just last week I got this typical cheeky/fun e-mail from MINI introducing their new SUV-ish MINI Clubman... it's set for a showroom floor debut early next year.

By sheer luck, I happened to catch a recent episode of Motorweek on PBS that had a segment about the Clubman (I do have a TiVo Wishlist for "MINI COOPER")... so I got to see it in action... and while I had my concerns about it, from what I saw it seemed to have all of the zippiness of its smaller sibling.  It has a few additional inches here and there and, of course, it's higher... but not that much bigger than a Cooper... you can see the "club door" that helps folks into the back seat.  So I imagine it is much smaller than I am thinking... a true mini-SUV by MINI.

I was a bit disappointed that there wasn't a Clubman at the Auto Show we went to over Thanksgiving weekend.  I have seen photos of them at other car shows, but I guess Phoenix wasn't good enough. 

My Cooper is going to need an oil change (a bonus/extra one... my first one was at the 1-year anniversary and this second one will be at the 10k-ish mileage mark) early next year... so maybe by then, there will be a Clubman for me to check out in-person on the showroom floor.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Scratch & Sniff(le)

I mentioned another MINI Cooper drama in yesterday's post...

I have to say for a car that has brought me so much happiness, it has also brought its fair share of misery too.   Barring a dead battery (or two), my two previous cars over 15 years were pretty incident free... but not even two years with my Cooper we've had the windshield ding, the accident, the "get stuck in the middle of nowhere in 107 degree weather because they did something wrong when fixing the car" incident, the out-of-state speeding ticket (which btw is resolved... but took a lot of time, worry, effort and $$$ for what the actual ticket fee ended up being)... and now we add another chapter...

As we headed back to the Cooper for our drive home from Vegas, my Cooper had been "keyed" (I think that's the term for it)... the scratch started at my driver's side door and continued all along the side with, the above pictured, final swipe at the back of the car (aka "the boot").

Yesterday, I mentioned that I didn't think it was all that bad... however, that was before my trip to the body/paint shop for an estimate.  I guess it depends on your definition of what "bad" is... but I don't think it qualifies as "good" that I now have a $1600 scratch... that is going to have my Cooper back in the shop for 7 business days.

Needless to say, I am pissed.  While I would have been ticked over say a door ding, at least that seems like something that "happens"... but having the car being deliberately vandalized is just infuriating.  I have heard that Coopers have been "targets" (of course, I read that after I ordered mine!), so I guess now I know firsthand!

But this won't stop me from driving to car to certain places... that only emboldens the enemy, those who hate my freedom to drive and park my Cooper wherever I damn want!

While my parents think a perpetual black cloud follows them around, I try to maintain a more positive view... however even I am starting to think "What the frick next with this car?!"

Friday, August 17, 2007

One More For The Road

All the vacation/road trip pix are finally posted!   

Man, that was almost as tiring as all that driving!   Ok, not really... but it took awhile to "narrow" it down to 119 "better" photos... and here is another one of them!

This is on the famed Million Dollar Highway between Ouray and Silverton... how it got its name is disputed, some say it cost $1 million dollars per mile (in the 1920s!) to it containing $1 million in gold ore... nevertheless, the views are priceless.  What you are seeing is a two-lane highway for both north and southbound traffic... yes, oncoming cars will be on that outer edge... and, not sure if you can sense it... but I would be very surprised if a slip off the road would be survivable! 

For those of living in the "city," it is often hard to imagine all the wide open spaces there are in this country.  Heck, I probably didn't realize it until I ventured off the East Coast at nearly 20-ish years old.   

In particular, on this road trip, it was just staggering to think of all the labor and ingenuity that it took to create these roads -- especially without the technology of today -- and in such remote locals and what had to be some extreme weather conditions.  I often sighed as I would round a corner and see how far we still had to go on a highway... but only to imagine what it felt like to those who were building it decades and decades ago!!

Besides, the roads... you look around... again it is just unfathomable that every light pole, every fence post, every electrical tower, every railroad track was put down by someone!

Okay, one last plug for my photos... choose your degree of interest:

All My Flickr Pix

The Complete Road Trip Flickr Set

The 2007 MINIs in the Mountains "Only" Set (included in the above)

Have a nice weekend... and we'll return to our non-travel obsessed blog entries next week!

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Deep in Flickr-ville

Since I thankfully haven't returned to a work-related sh&t-storm, I am taking advantage of the time and uploading our Road Trip pix to Flickr... so I am pretty much blogging over there today!

As of this very moment, I have uploaded about 70 of 246 pics... and still have about 227 more pix to weed through!  I am trying to be selective... but what's killing me is coming up with titles and descriptions. 

After an hour+ of doing it, my mushed brain ends up giving this picture a title like... "Pretty"

So while it is very much "in progress" if you want to see what I am up to today... head on over to my Flickr page

I am done (!!!) uploading pictures from the MINIs in the Mountains weekend and created a special MitM set just for that.

All the pics (including MitM), are going into a 2007 Road Trip set... so far the above picture is my "official" photo for this set (between Silverthorne and Kremmling, on the way to Steamboat Springs... and snapped by Todd!)... pretty stunning (and albeit typical!) Colorado Rockies scenery.

I am not sure if I will get through all the pix today... but I should get pretty close.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Rocky Mountain Highs (And A Low)

We made it back into town late yesterday afternoon... the 9+ hour drive was a killer... the one on the way out wasn't so bad, but I guess that's how you tell whether you are at the start or end of a vacation.  Pretty beat this morning, so I will try to give you the "cliff notes" version of our week and probably fill in some details later. 

Looks like I have 472 pictures to go through!   We downloaded and viewed most of the them during the trip since Todd has his work laptop (which he thankfully didn't have to use for those purposes while we were away, though I am sure he is feeling the brunt this morning)... so I know there are some real nice ones... while I appreciate compliments on my pictures (though Todd took a lot of them while I was driving), thanks to the scenery its pretty impossible to not take a good picture.  Thank goodness for digital, because I doubt we would have so much to look at/sort through if it was the load film, old school camera!

Okay, let's see how quick I can do this!   Since I hate to end on a bad note, let's start with...

The Low:  Our trip ended under a bit of a dark cloud.  On Monday, Todd got a speeding ticket while we were out on a spontaneous afternoon drive.  Felt a bit guilty, since I told him he had to drive back and have some fun on this wonderfully twisty highway.  Long story, short(er)... he got clocked going twice the speed limit in a 25mph zone... sounds bad I know, but we still find it hard to believe... since due to the nature of the twists in the road won't let you go that fast (and it wasn't going through a town, school zone, etc)... there is a lot of altitude changes... and even more frequent changes in the speed limits...and needless to say we had never driven the road before... so we feel we kind of fell into a popular out-of-stater trap... worse of all, the police officer didn't cut any slack... a few hundred dollars... nope, a court summons for next month... in a town that is over 10+ hour drive away from Phoenix and even a 5+ hour drive from Denver.  The "alternative" to (pardon the pun) speed up the process was to get arrested... so just a big 'ole mess, that hopefully will be able to be resolved without making a return trip to CO.

Okay, onto the good stuff!

Mileage: Pulled out the garage with 5672 miles last Wednesday morning... pulled in with 8092 yesterday (Tuesday) afternoon... so for the arithmetically challenged that's 2420 miles tacked on in under a week!

Santa Fe:  A return to one of our favorite vacation spots of the past... didn't have much time with just one night in town... but we managed a nice dinner at a local favorite Horseman's Haven... walked around the Plaza after dinner (which was very much abuzz with lots of folks and free live music... on a Wednesday night!)... and once again had the best ever huevos rancheros at another local favorite, Tortilla Flats, on Thursday morning.

Denver:  Again, just one night... stayed at the very nice Magnolia Hotel in downtwon... when I booked the room, I decided to go for a suite...  while a tad pricey, it was huge and we really made us feel all schmancy.  Quite impressed with downtown Denver.  Mix of historic buildings and the "new,"  a wonderful pedestrian-only street of shops and restaurants, sport, concert and theater venues all walkable distances, heavily used public transit (including light rail)... I would say Phoenix could only wish for the same... granted we do have a lot of the same things, but in Denver it just seemed like people were around in their downtown!  Also, had a good time at the Rockies/Cubs game at Coors Field... at least know we know that Phoenix isn't the only ballpark where Cub fans outnumber and out-cheer the "home team."

MITM:
  That's MINIs in The Mountains... the centerpiece event our vacation... with nearly 200 Coopers from all over the country in attendance.   Seeing another MINI is usually a rare occurrence, so it was blast just to see them everywhere!   We drove around most of Friday & Saturday on runs with other MINIs... first up to Mt. Evans, driving up the highest paved road in North America... over 14,000 feet... at the top it was in the 47 degrees and hailing... can't say we've ever experienced that kind of weather in August!   Saturday turned into a very nice, but nearly all-day run, with stops in Steamboat Springs and Vail.

Telluride:  As mentioned, in my special live report from a couple of days ago... we really loved Telluride.  It has a reputation of being snobbish and high-brow (Oprah and Tom Cruise are among its part-time residents)... but we certainly didn't see much evidence of that, even walking by a 1,200 sq. ft. "fixer-upper" house selling for $1.895 million... food prices were pretty affordable... very much a small town feel with very friendly folks... we did splurge staying at The Hotel Telluride, it was one of the places where you felt you were getting what you paid for... for the most part.

As I did with the NJ/NYC trip, it is probably more palatable to share the trip via pictures... so I'll let you know when good chunks of photos are available for public viewing!

Monday, August 13, 2007

What Would Jesus Drive?

Hopefully, we have survived and thoroughly enjoyed our MINIs in the Mountains weekend and find ourselves relaxing in Telluride today.

Continuing in the MINI spirit, have some more fun MINI pix for you today. 

The first one, once again comes via one of my friends (thanks to recently returned from summer hiatus Scott!)... this piece over at AutoBlog... Miracle Car? Look, it's the Jesus MINI!

Magic or miracle?  Neither, just a bit of ingenuity and the hyper-active imagination of the folks at MINI.  I read (I think!) from an eye witness over on the Flickr MINI Cooper Group that it's the shell of a Cooper over a jetski.  Pretty cool, huh?

The next picture, I suspect is also just a shell of a Cooper!  This one I took myself earlier this summer (late June 2007)... just north of Times Square at the corner of Broadway/49th Street.

Hopefully we'll be "traveling at the speed of awesome" tomorrow as we make the long trip home! 

Friday, August 10, 2007

MINI on Steroids?

If all is going to plan, we should have left Denver this morning on our way to Copper Mountain and MINIs In The Mountains.

So today, I figured it only made sense to do a MINI post.  Take a look at this?  At quick glance, it looks like just another MINI (if there is such a thing!)... but look closer... something seems a bit different...

Meet the 2008 MINI Clubman!  If a MINI Cooper is... well, too mini... for you, perhaps this SUV version of it will fit the bill. 

Honestly, I am not to sure what to think about it.  Part of the charm of the MINI is its size, its race car/go-kart history, and that Euro small car feel... so this seems just slightly wrong to me... heck, I'm not even that fond of the Toyota FJ Cruiser which I think is too Cooper-esque with its bright-colored body/white roof combo.  So who knows, the Clubman is kinda cool... so it will probably grow on me... maybe.

Thanks to Jeff for leading me to the Clubman article (click to read and see more about it).  While you think I must eat, drink, and sleep all things MINI... more often it is my fellow blogging friends who pass these things along to me!

Have a nice weekend... hopefully we're having some good weather to motor around the Rockies and across the Continental Divide!

Monday, July 30, 2007

Wacky Weekend Weather

This is officially a sign that I am turning into my parents... a post about the weather!  Though I am guessing I am not alone in this department... while there are exceptions, I think one's fixation with The Weather Channel is correlated with age.

Anyhow, on Saturday we took a trip down to Tucson to take Todd's Dad out to lunch for his birthday... like my Mom, it was a the big 7-0.  Earlier in the week, he had called Todd to let him know that if the weather is bad that we should not come down.  Needless to say, we woke up to clear skies and abundant sunshine and were on the road shortly after 9am.

We took the Cooper.  With our Cooper-centric vacation rapidly approaching, I was torn between wanting to give it a good highway "test" run prior to our big road trip... but even well over a year since the accident, I still suffer from bouts of paranoia... nothing bad an happen to my car in the near future... as you can probably guess, it is a pretty important to have a Cooper at a huge gathering of MINIs! 

But no worries... the Cooper is just fine... but there were some dicey moments.

This is our stormy time of year... our monsoon (or haboob) season... bad weather crops up quickly and unpredictably.  While were in Tucson, the skies were fairly ominous... but the proverbial "bark with no bite"... and just a bit of rain as we hit I-10 for the late afternoon trip back home.

So long story short(er), it didn't take long before we hit into some heavier rain... again, not too bad if anything it was nice to see that my rain-sensitive automatic windshield wipers work!   But soon there is a huge plume of dust ahead and that's got me concerned.  The worst weather situation I faced in the Cooper was a quick duststorm on the way to our favorite Indian casino last summer... but fortunately, when we reach it, there is only minor reduced visibility.

10 minutes or so later, there is another cloud of dust ... and this one is bad.  It seems that in a blink of an eye, the dust is so bad that the cars in front us literally disappear into the storm. 

I immediately pull off the road and join a few other cars that have done the same... within minutes, more and more cars are pulling off... so many that I am concerned we are going to get hit by someone pulling off and not realizing home many of us there are... plus there are a bunch of cars merely on the shoulder (vs. all the way off the road)... plus my heart was in my stomach as cars (and 18-wheelers!) didn't slow down all that much heading into the dust cloud... plus pulled over cars not observing the recommend "lights off"  duststorm rule.... since moving cars would generally be following lights... on top of that, both cars continuing to drive on and those pulled have their hazard lights blinking... so very confusing (and pretty nerve wracking) with the low visibility and decreased depth perception. 

We were able to get back driving 20-25 minutes later, with visibility still not quite ideal, but it cleared up enough a few miles up the road... we hit into some heavy rain again, but "anything but dust" was good enough for me.    

Todd was hoping to mow the grass when we got home.  Despite all this bad weather, it appeared that as we approached the very southern edge of Phoenix Metro area was pretty clear.  Alas, we had a downpour the exit right before ours... so the window of opportunity to mow seemed to seemed to slam shut!

Or not... a mere five minute drive from that rain-soaked spot and back at our house, nary a drop of rain and the grass dry enough to mow. 

Go figure, but that's the hit-and-miss summertime weather here in Arizona!

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Summer Vacation Plans: Part II

Another vacation countdown... only two weeks until our big road trip. I have hinted around (I think!) that it is MINI Cooper related...  so to make it "official"... we're heading to Copper Mountain, Colorado (about 80 miles west of Denver) for:

MINIs in the Mountains... Coopers at Copper... whatever alliteration you'd like! 

Even with our dry heat (which ain't so dry at the moment), taking a break from the hot desert (and having done "tropical" the last two years)... it seemed like a really good idea to head to the cool(er) Rockies.  This will be my first trip to Colorado (not counting those airport layovers) and our first time at a big national gathering of MINIs.  In just its second year, MitM is attracting owners from over 20 states and, as of this writing, 155 Coopers and 253 folks registered for the weekend event.

Not quite sure whether we are quite ready for the full-on MINI experience, we're skipping the first day.  If you think I am/was cuckoo about my MINI, believe me I probably don't even register on a Cooper craziness enthusiasm seismograph compared to some folks... we're talking seriously hardcore! 

So, MitM will be just part of our overall vacation... we'll be at Copper from Fri-Sun... and making few stops along the way.   Here's our trip map:

It looks like an innocent little loop... but folks, according to AAA, what you are looking at is about 1800 miles and 30 hours of drive-time!!  Plus, tack on at least a few hundred more miles for MitM... since the primary MitM activity (along with dinners, happy hours, vendors) is getting all those Coopers out caravaning around the twisty mountain roads for daily "fun runs." 

To give you some more perspective, my Cooper's odometer just passed 5400 miles... so given my meager average, that's like putting on 6 months worth of miles on my car in just one week!!

The yellow thumbtacks are the stops and our itinerary is:
1st Stop - Santa Fe, NM (541 miles, approx. 8 hours) - Overnight and some good NM food!
2nd Stop - Denver, CO (394 miles) - Rockies/Cubs game at Coors Field
3rd Stop - Copper Mountain, CO (77 miles) - For the weekend
4th Stop - Telluride, CO (287 miles) - Spending two nights
5th Stop - Home (500 miles, approx 9.5 hours)

The first and last days are definitely going to be killer drives... but we're looking forward to it... should be a fun and very scenic trip!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Dueling MINIs Commercial

If all is going to plan, right now we should be smack in the middle of our NYC side-trip... attending the Mets vs. Cardinals game at Shea last night and off to Broadway to see The Color Purple tonight.  Or in the "half glass empty" scenario, if Manhattan has been nuked... well, there's a couple of more entries to go before you read my last words. 

Today's entry was easy... and come to you thanks to Scott for sending me it along to me (last week!)... it's a quite humorous MINI Cooper commercial that is currently airing on TV (though I have yet to run across it).  Here it is (apologies if it has been yanked off You Tube):

I considered doing a pre-dated post about our upcoming MINI Cooper roadtrip... but then I realized it would be pretty obnoxious to blog about a vacation when I am currently on a vacation of sorts!   I know we are very lucky to get away twice in one summer.  So I'll give you the details about that in the upcoming weeks... and it will certainly be a 180 from what we're experiencing in the big city.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Blending In With The Crowd

It's not often that my MINI Cooper doesn't stand out in a group of cars... but even I had a hard time finding my Cooper in this picture...

It kinda looks like the second one in on the left... but actually mine is sorta hiding behind the palm tree on the right hand side (next to the red one).

So why all the MINIs??

Saturday was the MINI Cooper Owners Appreciation Rally... apparently every year the Arizona MINI dealership invite owners up for a get-together and a free lunch!  Of course, there are vendors... contests and prizes... and just the opportunity to gawk at MINIs.

As you can see, the turnout was quite good.  I knew the local Cooper club was going to have around 30 cars there... so I figured, maybe a dozen or so more and that would be it.  Did I get that wrong (and again, never underestimate the phrase "free food")... we pulled into the rally and it was just Coopers everywhere!  In one of my other pictures, I counted 85 cars... and there were more than that... easily 100+ Coopers.

And I doubt any two were the same... people really trick and customize them out... so while a car may have looked like mine, it only took a few dozen seconds to find out some difference.  It was cool to see the new 2007 models ... and there were even a handful of classic Coopers in attendance as well.

There are a few more pictures from the rally over on my Flickr page... the above pic "exclusive" to W&C, so you can only see it here... don't you feel special now?!

As I think I have hinted around, our "big" vacation plans this year are MINI-centric.  The destination is a MINI Cooper gathering, but our journey will be a 30-hour, 1,800 mile round-trip road trip.  Hopefully, our relationship will survive... in all these years, we've never been in car together (let alone a MINI) for that long.  We've started to shop around at hotels and such...  once we make some reservations and officially register for the event... I'll fill you in on all the details.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Cooper Is Gay?

I first caught wind of this over at the (212), then it starting popping up elsewhere... so I figured I'd address it over here... it was all about this article in the New York Times (and you can actually look at this one without registering, at least for now).

Apparently the Cooper is gay... and now I'm not talking about Mr. CNN 360, which he is, but he doesn't talk about... but anyways, what I meant was the car... the MINI Cooper.

It may come as a surprise to some of you... but I own a MINI Cooper. (joke!)

The real surprise is that it was not until well after I had it in my possession that I started hearing this buzz that it was a "gay" car...  the unofficial gay car of Thailand... more recently, one of the top lesbian cars (and owned by one of the ladies on Showtime's The L Word).  The NYT article even has this quite funny exchange:

And when Joe LaMuraglia, the founder of Gaywheels.com, an informational site modeled on the likes of Autoweb.com, told his partner he wanted to buy a Mini Cooper convertible, the boyfriend joked that he would not be seen in it because the couple “would look like such a gay cliché,” Mr. LaMuraglia said.

So how did I not know beforehand?  Was I subconsciously attracted to it?  Was I "just born this way" to want to own and drive this car?!

That said, I am not surprised... I understand the gay appeal (I can I am Exhibit #1)... and sure I know that there are gay Cooper owners out there... but more so than gay Honda, Ford, and Toyota owners?  It's never struck me that being a male MINI owner is a similar sexuality tip-off as say being a male audience member at a Kathy Griffin stand-up show (sidenote: Kathy tickets go on sale Monday for a June show here in Phoenix... hurray!).

I have been around my fair share of Cooper owners over the past year or so... dozens of owners thanks to the local Cooper club, folks I have "met" here thanks to blogging about my Cooper, even a friend back East (Hi Bill!)... and, believe me, they are overwhelmingly heterosexual!  I not sure how they feel about owning a "gay car"... not that there's anything wrong with that!

But if this article is on-target, shouldn't I be tripping over gay Cooper owners by now?!  Plus I have yet to ever see a Cooper with an HRC or Rainbow anything on it!   I will just keep on looking.  Next weekend, the dealership is having their annual MINI owners get-together (free lunch!) and since my Cooper didn't come custom-equipped with gay-dar (wait a minute, maybe it is that one switch), I will just have rely on my own skills to  figure out if any of my fellow MINI owners are queer as folk.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Oil & Lube Day

Get your mind out of the gutter!!

As you may remember, I marked my one-year anniversary with MINI Cooper a few weeks ago.

Now, you didn't think the folks at MINI would forget about the big day, did you?  Granted it was [gasp!] two days late, I did receive this e-mail:

So while it did get a recent washing (thanks to Todd!), today we're off for our first service appointment (well, if you don't count the 4 tow truck trips and the 7 weeks it was in the shop last year... repress!  repress!)... even though I did not get even halfway to the 10,000 miles oil change alert.  However, the owner's manual says oil must be changed at least once a year... sound reasonable!

One of the very nice things about MINI is that most services and repairs are covered for three years... including oil changes!   Unfortunately, all the work needs to be done at the dealership... and those are few and far between!  There is only one MINI dealership in Arizona and only 30 miles away (now those MINI owners in Tucson, Flagstaff and beyond have a drive!).   If you told me a few years ago, I would be driving 30-45 minutes for an oil change I'd offer you some cocoa puffs, since you would have been cuckoo!

And while there are not a ton of Coopers out on the road, with only one service department in the state, getting an appointment can be a challenge.

Figuring I'd just hang around while it's taken care of... I innocently asked how long it would take?  Ready? 3-4 hours... apparently this not Jiffy Lube... though the appointment gal did try to suck up and say it was a very conservative time estimate (I would hope!).  Now, I could get (and pay) for a rental vehicle, but it seemed kind of silly to do two-round trips (at that 30-45 minutes each way) in the same day, especially when it wasn't a major service appointment.

I asked about Saturday appointments.  After the gal stopped laughing, she told me they were booked out on those for over a month.

So!  Since my workload was agreeable, I am off for a mid-morning appointment today (as they do not do Friday afternoon appointments either)...

To keep me occupied... I'll bring a book... my iPod... perhaps some Sudoku... since it is also a BMW dealership maybe they will have some nice stuff in the waiting area... and I'll have to check out to see if any of the new 2007 MINIs are on the showroom floor.

There is also a Borders about a 1/2 mile north of the dealership.  A bookstore is pretty much my ideal "time killer"... so perhaps once my Cooper gets settled in, I'll walk over there (got to get the new Oprah book!)... and then back to the dealership. ..

Friday, March 09, 2007

The 1 Year Old

While our attention has shifted to our new four-legged baby, look who's one year old today... my four-wheel baby!

Hard to believe, huh?!  Time flies!

Technically the "actual date" anniversary is tomorrow, but it was on this Friday in March that I drove my MINI Cooper home from the dealership.

If you've been around here for a while, you know it wasn't the easiest first year a car has ever had.  (If you are a newbie or don't remember the devastation... check out the full Chronicles and page down to May 2006. Ugh, it still pains me to think about it).

In its first year (well, minus 7 weeks), I only managed to notch a skimpy 4,027 miles... most of that thanks to a Vegas road trip in October and a handful of trips to Tucson.  It's agood thing I had an appointment with my accountant yesterday just to get it beyond the 4k mark! 

So my resolution should be to drive it more... there's a pretty tempting MINI Cooper gathering over the summer in a considerably less hell-ish climate than the Valley of the Frickin' Sun... so we're considering that road trip (1700+ miles round trip, pretty big... for us!).

I still love the car... with the bad karma out the way, let's hope it's second year is a better one!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Back Seat Action?!?

One of my greatest amusements in maintaining this blog is checking out search hits. 

I would guess 70-80% of the time, folks will not find what they are looking for... one search word/phrase coming from one post with (an)other being pulled from a completely different and unrelated entry.

A perfect example of this is item #12 below...

...since I don't quite recall ever doing the horizontal shuffle in my MINI... let alone blogging about it.

But I couldn't help but wonder ... what exactly was this person hoping to find?!?!

Tips? Pictures?  If it's at all possible?  And if so, how to do it with any kind of comfort?!

But it put a smile on my face.

Now as far as the other searches go, while I dabble in #11 at W&C occasionally... I would likely send them over to Scott's if they are looking for that type of home.

And, believe it or not, I can help with the other one... on a lark, I posted some pix from a certain episode of Desperate Housewives that featured #13 (well kinda)... and over the past year, it has proven to be one of my most steady and popular search hits.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

First Cooper Fun Run

This was originally supposed to be a Monday post, but you just never know what life will throw your way... so here we are on Wednesday!

I joined the local MINI Cooper Club last summer, but thus far have just attended a couple of events... both of them social (a car show and one of their monthly ice cream meetings), but none that involved any group driving.  I really don't think we have a terribly busy social calendar, but there always seemed to be one odd conflict or another with the "fun runs."

Well that finally ended this past Saturday evening with a sunset drive up Phoenix's South Mountain.  It was a perfect first run for me since at least I was familiar with the road... it has been my "test run" a couple of times (my Cooper's first ever weekend and a "check" after the overheating incident).  It's conveniently located, not a huge time commitment (15-20 minutes one-way), you climb up a couple of thousand feet with sweeping views of the Valley of the Sun, and most importantly lots of twists and turns.

If you've been reading this blog of late, you know it has been a little chilly (according to my car, it was 46 degrees, with some "wind chill" around the time of this picture) ... so not a huge turn-out, but here are 6 of the 7 cars at the pre-run meeting spot.   

The run was really a blast.  I was 3rd in line up the hill... and I can only describe the group's driving strategy as a "slingshot" approach.  The "lead" car would slow to a crawl... allowing any cars in front of our MINI "convoy" to get way ahead of us... then zoooom we were off and running!  Even though we were driving up the mountain, it felt, at least to me, like we were on the downside of a roller-coaster.  Ummm... we were probably likely well beyond the 20 mph speed limit.  It's amazing how tight a Cooper can take turns... and let's just say I confirmed that my car has dynamic stability control!

We arrived at the top just in time for quite a lovely sunset. 

My Cooper is next to last in the picture.  One thing I have to learn is to better stagger my parking for the required group photo session at all these Cooper club events. 

Afterwards we headed off to dinner at one of our favorite food places, Chino Bandido... a Chinese-Mexican restaurant.  Yes, you read that correctly!  I got my usual combination plate... a chile relleno, jerk-chicken quesadilla, black beans, and chicken fried rice. 

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REPLY:  Figured I just reply here to my Scott x 2 comments...

Scott "O":  Yep, Todd was well on his way to France by Saturday evening.  Actually, I kind of surprised myself by going out and being somewhat social, usually I tend to cocoon while he is away.  It's very easy to do nothing when you are by yourself (or should I say.. nothing productive).  However, it is probably a good thing he wasn't there.  My heart was pumping real good on a few of those turns and hills... so probably a good thing I didn't have a passenger!   

Scott C:  I totally know what you mean.  I don't know what is says about us that we have an "extra" car for those times when we need to transport animals... haha!
 

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Vanity (Plate) Fair

Not too much time today.  This morning, I am off to my PCP (that's Primary Care Physician for you acronymically challenged) for the first time ever.  Well, my current PCP that I have been assigned to for the past three years or so. It's been longer than that since I have seen a non-dental, non-cosmetic, non-animal doctor!  According to my first pay stub of the year, I am scheduled to pay over $6,000 for health insurance this year, so I figure I should at least meet the guy!   Though it'll cost me $35 for walking through the door.

However, this is not a mere "meet and greet"... don't worry, nothing serious (I think!).  Well, it took 3 full business days for them to find an appointment for me, so that probably says something about the "threat" level.  However, it is a "Do I or Don't I?" blogging dilemma... for now, I have decided not to share (this is where you, dear reader, imagine something far worse than the truth).

So, I am finally getting around to sharing this photo I took at the car show way back in November.

I get search hits pretty regularly about vanity plates  particularly those related to a MINI), so this seemed like a good picture to share... a good brainstorming session if you are in the market for a personalized plate.

It has been fun having a vanity plate of my own.  At a traffic light stops, I often look in my rear view mirror and see folks smile or laugh when the figure out my MINI Cooper plate. Granted EZ2PARK, is not the most cryptic one out there... so the light bulb usually goes on pretty quick.

I think my favorite plate is the above photo is: P B4 UGO.  I am pretty sure no DMV would approve that one.  At least on my vanity plate request, you had to explain what the meaning of the plate. I am guessing bodily functions are likely not allowed. 

Friday, December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas (Indeed!)

I have not heard a thing about my car accident since July.  While certainly curious, the whole thing had put me in a funk for far too long... so I tucked it away and placed my faith in the 'ole adage "no news is good news."

In today's mail, lurking among a handful of Christmas cards, was an envelope from my insurance company.  My heart sunk... no way was this crap going to resurface just days before Christmas.

I cautiously opened it...

December 19, 2006
We have concluded the handling of your insurance claim (date of loss: May 12, 2006) in which we were attempting collection.  We were able to make a recovery which included your deductible.  We are attaching our payment which is your proportionate share of your deductible based on the same percentage as our recovery.

Out popped a check for $500 -- 100% of my deductible. 

Like some sappy Christmas movie, the music began to swell with "The End" popping onto the screen.

I kind of feel like Jimmy Stewart running through town...  Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

So, political-correctness aside, Merry Christmas to all!

Here is the Christmas card that I sent out to most of the folks on my snail-mail list:

Inside: Wishing You Peace and Happiness this Christmas and in the New Year.

Todd is home all next week... I am working "as needed"... so I am going to try to detach myself from the computer as much as possible... thus W&C likely won't be back in full-gear until the New Year... stay safe, don some gay apparel, remember to breathe... eat, drink, and be merry!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

MINI Cooper Grill Badges

Even though it is another beautiful day here in Phoenix...I am giving you one of my "rainy day" posts.  Figures work would to get busy for the short/holiday week!

A while back, I teased that I had a new accessory for my MINI Cooper...

Grill Badges!   What they heck is that, you say?  Well, here is a photo:

Since the badges are magnetic (and placed on a grill badge holder... more on that below), I put a couple on the "boot" of my Cooper... here I am honoring its British heritage and American home...

Since the place I ordered the badges from (again, details below) had a special offer when purchased 6 badges... here are 3 others...

(I decided to not crop this photo too closely around the badges since I got this "artsy" looking reflection thing going on).

Ok, the details...

First, you need to get a grill badge holder... this is a little metal disk that attaches through your grill.  I ordered mine from Out Motoring, a cool MINI online store... here's a direct link to the grill badge holder product page.   I think you can get them through MINI dealerships as well.

Next up, you need the magnetic badges... and ToddsMods is definitely the place to go.  As of this writing, there are six pages worth of badges!

So a fun little accessory... nice that I can swap 'em around depending on my mood... and yet another dose of personality for your Cooper... not that a MINI is lacking in that department!

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Friday, October 27, 2006

MINI Cooper Adventure Toggle Switches

The folks at MINI are at it again.  I received this little gem in the mail earlier this week (I believe I may have requested it during this ad campaign and via this website)... once again, proving that a job in the MINI marketing department must be a pretty sweet gig.

Check out my set of Adventure Toggle Switches!

It was difficult to a really good shot of the slip-on cover... but the new buttons are:
Smoke Screen - Oil Slick - Seat Ejection - Cloaking Device - HyperDrive - Photon Blasters

Very James Bond, wouldn't you say?

Here is what the "instruction" card said:

NOTE: The adventure toggle switches will not melt, scratch, leave a residue or in any way harm your car. They are virtually indestructible and safe for machine-washing.  Well, not that last part.  Please note that activating the photon blasters may cause a tingly feeling in your fingers.  Don't worry. It usually goes away within a few hours.  And on occasion the cloaking device will leave a metallic taste in your mouth.  It's perfectly harmless.  Most of the time.  Good luck.  Enjoy.

Despite the dastardly advantages of these new features, I will likely "restore" these buttons to their original purpose.  Even after 8 months of ownership, I still find myself having to look for which button rolls down the windows or unlocks the doors (the doors automatically lock at 10mph).  One of the design "quirks" of the MINI are that these controls are not on the door, but below the radio and climate control on the front panel.

And it certainly would not be much fun to just want to unlock the doors and hit the "seat ejector" by mistake... but, then again, I guess it would accomplish the same thing.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

First Big Road Trip

As you probably have guessed, the MINI Cooper successfully completed its first big road trip. 

A 700 mile round-trip might not sound big to some... but considering that accounts for 25%+ of the total mileage on the car thus far... now that's pretty big!

So, I think, I have finally put any lingering concerns about my Cooper's "fitness" to rest... now I admit I still packed a gallon of water and a box of protein bars "just in case"... thought that is probably a good idea, no matter what, when you are driving through the middle of nowhere.

We were pretty pleased with the gas mileage.  We managed to make the one-way trip on 3/4 a tank of gas... averaging just under 30 miles/gallon on the way to Vegas and, on the slightly more downhill journey return trip, getting up to nearly 33 mpg.  So not bad at all.

As expected, one of the most pleasant features we enjoyed on the road trip was the iPod adapter.  On past trips, I would burn a bunch of CDs to keep our ears occupied... last year, we enjoyed XM Satellite Radio in Todd's new car... so this year it was even better... our entire digitial music library at our fingertips!  I even created a special Vegas mix (you can access different iTunes playlists just by pressing the radio pre-set buttons)... so it was quite easy to have Elvis serenade us with "Viva Las Vegas" as we caught our first glimpse of the Strip on the way in.

On Saturday night we headed to Downtown to visit "old school" Vegas and Fremont Street... on the way back, I decided to take the scenic route and drive back up The Strip.  Having tired of our Vegas mix, I just hit the random on "all library"... and we got some apropos musical accompaniment...

Driving through the more unseemly "interesting" section of town we had Bruce Springsteen's "My City Of Ruins" in the background... and just as we approached the ever so slightly more glitzy part... Fergie and The Black Eyed Peas came on with "My Humps."  Quite the electic back-to-back random song selections, but no two better songs for this particular drive.

Since getting the Cooper back in March, I have been slightly surprised it hasn't drawn a bit more attention.  While a Cooper sighting here in Phoenix is fairly rare, it is not uncommon.  But we had a good laugh, when we were the first car at the intersection near the Stratosphere. 

This lady just slowed down and stared at the Cooper the entire time she was crossing the street... you would have thought we were in an alien spaceship.  I am guessing she was from somewhere where there are hardly any Coopers... she probably thought the car was just another one of those "only in Vegas" things.

It was a fun ride... and with the roof open, it was amazing to see all the neon and lights just by looking up (something I have never experienced in any of my other cars).  One time I looked through the roof and saw folks going up an escalator... pretty bizarre.  As we hit the main part of the Strip the traffic morphed into its typically crazy self... so we didn't do the entire 5 mile-ish Strip drive... halfway through I felt I had tempted fate enough with all the vehicles (plus the often not terribly sane taxis)... so we passed Caesars Palace and hung a right and headed back to the Rio.

So a fun time with MINI Cooper... with nearly 2800 miles on it now, it kinda feels like it is past being "new" ("gently used" perhaps?)... now I just have to reward it with a good washing this weekend... boy there are a lot of bugs on the open road!

Monday, October 09, 2006

My 2K

It seemed as if I would never get there... but the MINI Cooper has finally hit 2,000 miles.

That's just a couple of days short of 7 months of ownership... not bad, huh?!

The surprise?  It took me nearly as long to log the second 1k miles (92 days) as it did the first 1,000 miles (119 days)... and, as you may recall, I had that little 49 day interruption while on my way to that first four-digit milestone. 

Despite the low overall mileage, it still calcs out to an average of nearly 10 miles/day... which I find a bit surprising as well.  In a typical week, and mostly thanks to working from home, the Cooper doesn't even leave the garage 3-4 days/week... errand-ish activity is usually within five miles of the house... so any marginally "long" drive is on the weekend.

The 3,000 milestone is going to roll around a lot quicker.  I can hardly believe next Wednesday we leave for our Vegas weekend extravaganza... and the Cooper's first out-of-state road trip.  The MINI will be pretty darn confused... 600+ miles in one long weekend!??!

I also have a fairly new accessory for the Cooper.   I've been meaning to post about it for awhile now, but just haven't got around to it (though I am sure the collective think is that you all are glad I have finally shut up about the darn car!)... perhaps I'll try to get out the camera this afternoon... stay tuned.

Monday, August 21, 2006

A Very MINI Saturday

It was all about the MINI this past weekend...

Believe it or not, it's been about 7 weeks since I got my Cooper back (again!) from the body shop. 

It passed the big "mini" road trip to Tucson almost a month ago...  but otherwise have not put much mileage on it.  So my last confidence "test" was altitude... have it climb some hills... incorrectly or not, I think a sharp climb was at least partially to blame for the coolant "burp" that lead to the overheating and all the ensuing drama.  So we returned to Phoenix's South Mountain, one of the first places I ever took my MINI... and I am happy to report it climbed up the curvy mountain road just fine.  So I *think* at this point... all is well, at least in my head, about the Cooper.

On Saturday night, we took it for its first meeting with the local MINI owner's group.  There was an informal gathering at a local shopping area that hosts a car show every Saturday night... once a month, the MINI owners get together there.  About 20 MINIs showed up, from all across the Valley (including one gal who drove up from Tucson!)... and let me tell you, you can't pigeon-hold MINI owners... what a diverse group of folks!   It was really quite fun to see the cars together... and as expected, there weren't any two that were alike.  If you think I'm nutso about my MINI, some of these folks made me feel pretty darn calm about my Cooper... we are talking some major MINI ethusiasts! 

A lot of the cars at the show were true classics... vintage cars from the 1950s...(i.e. Ford Fairlanes and the ilk)... some incredibly fine specimans, very impressive (and I don't get into cars).  But still we had a lot of people venture over to our area and contemporary cars... it was fun standing off in the distance and watch folks walking around my MINI and poking their heads in the window.   

It was fun to meet the MINI owners... and hear about the club.  Apparently there is a big road trip to Vegas in March... so you know I never need an excuse to go there... so I am sure we'll be joining them for "fun runs" in the future... it really felt like taking your puppy to the doggie park.

So by Sunday, I had nearly put 100 miles on my car since Friday... which for me and my car is quite a bit!   I hit the break-in mileage of 1,250 miles during the Tucson trip back on July 22nd.... and now am just under 1,600 miles after "all" the driving this weekend... heck, I just gassed up for the first time since Tucson... and used my MINI credit card for the very first time (get those double MINI points using it at the gas station!).

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

MINI Mountains & 2007

A couple of MINI related notes for today.

I recently joined the local MINI Cooper club ... it's the Desert Rat Pack, one of the three Arizona chapters of the Dynamic MINI Collective.  Boy, these folks keep busy... a lot of gatherings and regular "fun runs"... I have enjoyed seeing all the pictures and look forward to participating some time soon.   

Although not a DMC event, this is how I learned about MINI In The Mountains (Coopers at Copper Mountain), an event organized by a Colorado MINI club.  I have been reading nothing but great things about it and, thanks to Flickr, seeing a lot of photos from the event.

In fact, I looked at so many pix that I couldn't quite backtrack and give credit to the person who took this picture... but look at this!

Something I would definitely consider attending next year... I have never been to Colorado, and it certainly seems be a really good excuse to get out of Phoenix for a few days in the middle of the summer.  You can see more Flickr sets from the MitM event from grumpysnickles (awesome bulldogs too!) and BluePail.

And speaking of next year, here is a look at the 2007 MINI Cooper (thanks to Scott for sending me the link):

Although perhaps not noticeable at quick glance... there are a quite are many changes... it's slightly larger... every body panel has been re-designed... round, clear-glass headlights and larger rear lights... 12 available colors (7 of them new)... and totally re-vamped interior.

Despite some cool improvements and additions (and a not so cool price increase), I have no regrets about getting my 2006 MINI (not that I had any clue about the 2007 overhaul)... for one, I definitely prefer my interior... and heck, it'll be nice to have the "last of its breed."

You can read all the technical mumbo-jumbo at the article below ... and there are a ton of pictures of both the Cooper and Cooper S models. 

For the article all about the new 2007 Coopers: BMW unveils 2007 MINI - Autoblog

For a cool side-by-side pix: 1st Generation & 2nd Generation MINI Comparisons

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Monday, July 24, 2006

The DaMINcI Code

Well, I got my black box in the mail from MINI in today's mail.

And perhaps that's all I should say, since it appears that there is an organization out there that's making Opus Dei (or whatever that secret sinister society was in The DaVinci Code) look like a bunch of boy scouts!

Even before opening up the box, this is what it said on the back:

If someone asks what's in the secret black box, don't panic.
Just respond coolly and confidently with the answer's provided below.

1. "Is this box black? I would have said navy."

2. "Maybe if MINI wanted you to know they would have sent you one."

3. "Whatever it is it's probably not some secret MINI program for owners."

4. "No hablo ingles."

5. "I'm in the MINI Cardboard-Box-of-the-Month Club."

6. "Oh, it's just full of none-of-your-business."

Of the contents of the box, it said:

This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
Not really.
We couldn't figure out how to make it work.

So my lip is zipped... but I will be playing along... and I think MINI knows its customers all too well ...

We're zaggers in a bunch of ziggers.  We love our cars with the type of obsessive devotion one should reserve for pets and children.

MINI Cooper: Breaking, Spotting, Searching

My MINI Cooper reached a milestone and "passed" its latest (final?) test over the weekend.

It is officially "broken in" at 1,250 miles. 

And let me tell you, it is good to use the word "broken" and have it mean a positive thing!   

We reached the milestone about halfway to Tucson on Saturday... as you can see, I was zipping along at 70+ miles per hour... and that engine temperature gauge (lower left) never budged from the halfway mark the entire time.

And boy it was HOT!   On Friday, we hit 118 degrees here in Phoenix (making it one of the 11 hottest days ever in the Valley)... and we also broke a record on Saturday at 116.  So my Cooper's coolant system got as good of a test as it could speeding through the desert in those kind of conditions ... especially on the way back, my outdoor temperature said 117 degrees (again, in high heat, it seems to run at least 5 degrees hot)... and I got a whopping 30.5 average miles per gallon on the highway.

We also had our first up-close and personal fellow MINI highway sighting as we approached our home exit.  It was a white (cream-colored) MINI who zoomed up next to us.  We exchanged hello waves, before I turned the tables and passed them by.  It is always fun to see another MINI owner.  I can't imagine there is a higher camaraderie between car owners than that among MINI owners.

Had another MINI sighting on television... this one in the most recent episode ("The Gang Gives Back") of FX's sitcom It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

It was a "blink or you'll miss it" drive-by at the very start of the episode (note the TV-MA "bug" is still on the screen)... and believe me.. I did!  Props to Todd, for noticing it and making me bloop-a-bloop-a-bloop it back on the TiVo.   Believe it or not, Todd is much better at spotting Coopers than I am ... especially on the road.  I have him trained well... but he knows it makes me happy to see one!

Finally, MINI is up to its fun tricks again... last week, I received this e-mail:

Apparently, I am going to be receiving in the mail a "MINI Magic Window Decryptor" which will allow me to see a "hidden message" in a magazine.  Of course, I headed over to the website and picked up one of the magazines that has this MINI advertisement (July 24th issue of The New Yorker)... so now I just have to wait to get the "decryptor" which will allow me to "follow the instructions to discover something special."  We'll see about that... but I am thinking the MINI marketing department must be a really fun place to work.

The magazine ad had a really funny (and snarky) disclaimer in small print:

ATTENTION NON MINI OWNERS:  There is a secret message hidden on this page.  Only MINI owners have the tool you need to see it.  Sorry about that, but here's a hint: it has something to do with the cat's whiskers, the weight of the moon, and a brick of soy cheese.  If you figure it out, you're pretty quick.  But not as quick as you'd be in a MINI.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Motorin' On

Not to jinx myself, but my MINI Cooper has been doing just fine of late... so here's the latest (as well as a few detours into what we've been up to lately).  I am finally getting to the point where I am not breathing a sigh of relief everytime I pull back it back into the garage.

We've been trying to keep in out and the road and "testing" it... and given the heat wave we are experiencing like much of the rest of country, I think I am finally past my fear of it overheating again. 

The first "test" was a trip downtown to a Diamondbacks game last week.  We were stuck in some major traffic... the Convention Hall renovation and construction of the "no one's gonna use it" highly-anticipated light rail system has made downtown a big 'ole mess!   The Cooper's "outdoor" thermometer read a blistering 122 degrees... but it always seems to run "hot"... in actuality it was likely just 113 or so.  But the temperature gauge never quivered, even with a good blast of A/C.

This past Saturday, we took a trip the Harrah's Ak Chin casino, about 20 miles from our house and just past the exponentially expanding town of Maricopa.  We got to drive at high speed and use the cruise control... all with the ever-needed A/C on.  What we didn't anticipate was being caught in the middle of a duststorm (or haboob, as the local media likes to call it these days)!   

We we cruising along then all of a sudden... the vehicle in front of me (several car lengths away) literally disappeared into the dust.  Fearing another accident... we pulled off waaay off the side of the road and turned off our lights (you don't want to leave you lights on as cars may think that is where the road is).  It was a very nerve-wracking 5 minutes or so as we waited it out (the storms are very fast moving). I still had this fear that someone would pull off the road and slam into us.  We survived.

The trip to the casino was not financially fruitful at all.  Shockingly enough, I had not been there since February... and I "need" to play at least once every 6 months in order to retain my player/comp points.  So we played a bit (and lost) and then used my reward points for a "free" fancy steak dinner... of course what I pumped into the video poker machine was more than what the dinner cost!   But my "investment" was nothing compared to this elderly woman next to me!  We kept on exchanging disbelieving glances as she fed in $100 bills into the machine like they were quarters!   In under an hour she put in at least $1000 into the machine (we were on triple play, so she was betting $15/hand!) ... and I still think that's a conservative estimate.  Yikes!

So, next up is a road-trip to Tucson.  Todd's sister is visiting his/her (their!) parents... so we'll give the MINI another good run on Saturday... and, dare I say, finally hit the "break-in" mileage of 1,250!   So needless to say, we'll definitely have water with us... and being on I-10 the entire way, hopefully we'll never be without cell phone coverage!  Wish us luck... but we won't need it... that's being paranoid... right?!?

Friday, July 14, 2006

Give Me Credit

Yesterday I received a replacement for one of my credit cards that was about to expire.  I called up the 1-800 activation phone number and much to my surprise (or dismay!) I was connected with a "live" person.  She quickly confirmed a bunch of personal information... but then came the real reason why the activation was not totally computer-automated... did I need balance transfers (at a special low rate!), did I need a full credit report, etc. etc...

Well, I lied about the credit report.  I answered to the affirmative that I regularly check my credit repot.  The fact is I had not done it in years.  So after hanging up, I headed on over to AnnualCreditReport.com and got my free report.  We'll okay, I gave into curiousity and coughed up the $5.95 to get the all-important credit score.

Thankfully, everything on my report was "clean"... and my credit score, on the 400-925 scale (how did they come up with that?), was 867... higher than 88% of the population.  So that was very good news. 

Despite tipping into the "very good" range, the report still offered a way to improve my score.  I nearly fell off my chair laughing, when I read this:

Not enough revolving debt experience:  More revolving accounts, containing longer credit histories, provides more payment behavior information.

According to the report, I have been "on file" since 1986... so they should be well aware of my considerable experience in the revolving debt department!   Right there in my credit report were all the potholes of my financial past... a handful of credit cards, the student loans, a car loan... the overwhelming majority of them canceled or closed.  But, roughly 13 years ago, I was over $25,000 in debt.

Even under that mountain, I was not the most disciplined person (and to this day, I still would say I am not), but I buckled down and started to tackle that debt.  I put everything into one mega-spreadsheet, which I think was key... seeing it all in one place and looking at it regularly.  Methodically, I started paying things down (starting with those with the highest interest rates) and did do those transfers to special/low interest rates and consolidated the student loans.  Fast forward to 2006 and, fearing a non-endearing moment among my W&C readers, a deep dark confession... and, ironically enough, it is something that likely would have improved my credit score...

I did not finance my MINI Cooper.  While it took my breath away and my shaky hand did not produce my best penmanship, I wrote a check.  But it was (and is, even today), very much a moment of personal pride - to have been able to buy something outright for nearly the same amount of what seemed like insurmountable debt nearly a decade ago.

Now, my financial environment improved on many fronts.  Over the past four consecutive years, my company broke its profit "record" (a streak that will come to a screeching halt this year!)... and thanks to becoming a dual-income household in 2002, my household expenses (rent, utilities, phone, cable, etc) have come down from my days of apartment living.  So that allowed me the ability to get the Cooper... but, that said, I was debt-free prior to any of the above events.   

Like I said, I know this admission won't win me any fans... but hopefully it's some inspiration.  Getting out of debt can be done... it certainly doesn't happen overnight (I am guessing it took me 6-7 years)... like the 12-step programs, admitting and owning it was the all-important start.

Ok... continuing the credit and Cooper theme, but bucking the fiscal responsibilty angle... I applied for a new credit card... but I just couldn't pass this up...

Scott tipped me off to this several weeks ago via this article... then, last week I got an official e-mail from MINI and figured what the heck... just like your Cooper, you can customize your very own MyMINI Visa Card!

So this what mine will look like (I assume given my credit score, they will happily issue the card)... they make it really easy for you to do... you can put in your VIN# and it will do nearly all the graphic "work" for you (of course, you can do it from "scratch" as well)... then just go to the "You-Ify It" section to add bonnet stripes, tire upgrades, or other custom features.

Like an frequent flyer card, you earn MINI Motoring Reward Points that can be used for cash back on the purchase of a MINI or other items at MINI website or dealerships.  You get 1 point for every $1 spent... but double points for "motoring-related" expenses like gas, car wash, tolls, etc.   

Needless to say, like casino cards, when you get around to "cashing" in you only get a small fraction of that back... 5,000 points = $50.  But, just think, $2 million in charges (not including double points!) and you are well on your way to getting a "free" MINI Cooper...haha!

Now,  that's not gonna happen... but who knows, maybe waaaay down the road when I am in the market for my next MINI Cooper (if this one doesn't do me in!), it will be a nice little (very little) cash kickback.

P.S.  Since this turned in a MINI Cooper Chronicles sort of post, here's an interesting look/review ("Maximum Mini") of the 2006 MINI Cooper... the last of its breed, as MINI gets ready for a re-designed Cooper (and a price increase!) in 2007.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

1000 Miles

We Did It!

Just 3 days short of 4 months, the Cooper finally hit it first major mileage milestone last night...

1,000 miles!

Now, just 200 more miles (well, actually 192) and it will be officially "broken" in.... Ha!

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Look What's Back (Again)

Well, well, well... looks what's back in the driveway (again)... and hopefully for good!

A day later than expected, but what's one more day, right?!?

Monday we took care of the coolant system...
Wednesday we got re-buffed and got the surface shiny and smooth again...
Thursday (this morning!) we got those bonnet stripes back on...

Voila!

So, quite remarkably, this very much resembles the car I picked up at the dealership back in March!

We should hit 1,000 miles on the odometer this coming weekend... wish us luck!

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Bubble & Burp

Pardon the current onslaught of MINI Cooper posts... but things tend to dominate one's life "headlines" from time to time... so right now, it's all about the car.

Despite being pretty darn skeptical about the whole "air bubble in the coolant system" (it was just too close to the "banana in the tailpipe" line from Beverly Hills Cop), it actually does happen... my disbelief was only further increased when I was told that my Cooper needed to be "burped." 

I searched the Internet and, sure enough, air bubbles happen... and yes, they do need a burp (ah, the tech-y car repair lingo).  Go figure!  This discussion board thread (among many others!) was one of the first I found to allay my concerns.

So, we'll see ... I am supposed to get the car back today.  Oddly enough, it is raining this morning. I don't know if that'll slow things up since part of what needs to be done today is detail/cosmetic stuff that is probably best done under dry conditions.

Some other things:

When I got the car back on Friday, we did go right back to scene of the accident... to the same restaurant we were headed to that night... and I made the same exact turn.  While there was a lot less traffic in the intersection this time around, it still felt very good to do it... definitely felt like I was facing (and erasing) some demons. 

Now, Linda I am not sure how quickly I will be returning to the Apache Trail.  Think we will probably stick around town (or at least within cell phone coverage!) for the next couple of thousand miles or so... btw, we would have just hit 1,000 miles on the odometer if we were able drive the car back home on Sunday.

Also, I wanted to share a passage from one of my recent reads, Ian McEwan's Saturday... as I mentioned in my initial "review," one passage (about a car accident) hit a little too close to home:

What he feels is rising irritation struggling against worldy caution.  He doesn't have to look -- one side of his car is wrecked.  He already sees ahead into the weeks, the months of paperwork, insurance claims and counterclaims, phone calls, delays at the garage.  Something original and pristine has been stolen from his car, and can never be restored, however good the repair.

That was my fear while the car was in the shop... but Friday night, all day Saturday, and half of Sunday... I was feeling great about my Cooper.  It was driving wonderfully.  I was convinced the damages were purely cosmetic and they had been quite wonderfully restored.  So, granted this optimism was a bit shaken on Sunday/Monday.  But stepping back... taking a deep breath... having a c'est la vie attitude...  it's just another bump in the road (pun not really intended)...  just a bit of bad luck and/or coincidence.  So things will be fine... as Madonna's latest single states... if it's bitter at the start, then it's sweeter in the end.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Sunday Drive FROM HELL

Well, I didn't quite get my Hollywood romantic ending ... there is another chapter to be written in the ongoing MINI Cooper Chronicles...

Boy Loses Car Again

Welcome to the Sunday Drive From Hell!

So the Cooper is driving beautifully Friday night and all day Saturday, so we decide to take it out for a spin on the Apache Trail... a terribly scenic, curvy road that leads to a series of three lakes just outside of the Phoenix Metro Area.  The Cooper was loving the curves... and then 20 miles into the Apache Trail... the air conditioning goes... and the monitor tells me the car is overheating...

We pull over, hoping it is just needs a little rest... but we start it up and it can not even make it a mile without the arrow going over to overheat mode.   And for what was going to be a hour-in, hour-out drive, we pull to the side of the road..

No water (or food).
No hats.
No cell phone coverage.
Temps ranging from 103 to 107.

Here we are:

After about an hour or so, a truck from Arizona Game & Fish pulls over and is able to radio in a call for a tow truck.  They tell us it should be about 1 1/2 hours.   3 hours later, no one has arrived.

We attempt to give the car another go... and get a mile more down the road... even coasting in neutral, but the arrow tips to overheat... and we are on the side of the road yet again.

After another hour or so, a Maricopa County deputy sheriff stops by and calls the