Jerk (Off)

John Mayer, you are an enigma to me.

I am really not into the big-time tattoos and most certainly the whole "sleeve" thing, but it seems to working here.

I enjoy your music (though nothing on your latest album has yet clicked with me), but honestly you seem like a bit of a jerk... which you pretty much have admitted after reading your own Rolling Stone interview titled "Dirty Mind, Lonely Heart.  (Though it does take two, and although I don't know her personally, I think Jen Aniston needs to discuss her choice in men with a shrink)

But anyhow nice cover and certainly a provocative interview...

By quoting some of the "dirty mind" parts of this interview, I know I am asking for serious search-engine trouble!  Though I'll encourage the following searches: John Mayer Shirtless and John Mayer Rolling Stone Cover.  But heck, I need a bit of CPR on the re-boot of this blog (though it still seemed I was getting about 10k visits a month even doing nothing for the last 6 months of last year).

I was surprised that Mayer's apparent comfort in taking things into his own hand(s), so to speak, hit the mainstream media.  The whole inspiration for this post was due to a segment on Access Hollywood that airs here at 3pm (just in time for the children to arrive home from school!).  But, just in case you were wondering, John thinks his body is a wonderland as well:

"I am the new generation of masturbator, I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week… I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off."

He also addresses bisexuality rumors, which kinda surprised me since he never landed on my gaydar thanks to all his womanizing (tho I guess, if true, it could have been a sign of classic overcompensation)... but alas, even despite his above-mentioned penchant for "holes" ("straight guy" news to me!), he squashes it...

“I don’t care about anything other than energy. That’s why people think, ‘Is he bi? Is he that?’ I’ve never slept with a man. But I get it. I’ve seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women.”

... though it kinda sounds like he maybe just needs to meet the right guy, ha!

Comments

[Jeff]

LOL, for once I'm a little speechless. ;-)

[Scot]

I like his music and he is kinda cute sometimes but I get the feeling that he yell out his own name during sex, solo or otherwise!