Shaving Private Ryan

Ok, when exactly is my Entertainment Weekly arriving in the mail?!?!?

Ryan Reynolds is certainly looking good on this week's EW cover...

However, he joins the list of hotties (i.e. someone the gay cyberland seems perpetually drooly about) that I am more familiar with his body, than his body of work.  Chris Evans, Eddie Cibrian... Ryan... I can't say that I have seen anything that they've done acting-wise... but who cares.  Though I do know that Ryan recently married Scarlett Johansson not too terribly long after a lengthy relationship (and broken engagement) to Alanis Morissette.

If there is any movie I would see Ryan in, there is a good chance that it would be The Proposal.  I will whole-heartedly admit a crush on Sandra Bullock.  Sandra is one of those rare folk who can be a saving grace in a so-so movie, and she's certainly made some clunkers... and while this movie looks like your standard romantic-comedy fare where all the best parts have been given away in the trailer, it still looks like a lot of fun... and them, ummm... there's Ryan on top of Sandra... and literally if you've seen the trailer! 

But anyhow, I have a a feeling this week's cover will be face down as it might prove to be too distracting otherwise.

My post title is a spoof of a spoof... there is a porn called Shaving Ryan's Privates (I think, perhaps it's just myth... as I think it is just a joke about what a funny porn title would be... hmmm!?)... but of course, it's a take-off on Speilberg's Saving Private Ryan... but anyhow, I thought it was an appropriate title as Ryan's chest hair seems to come and go...

And just to be a search hit whore:
Ryan Reynolds Entertaintment Weekly cover
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Comments

[Jeff]

Teh hotness. Heh, yeah, I think the only thing I've ever seen Ryan Reynolds in was "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pizza Place" way back when. I might end up seeing "The Proposal" (OK, maybe eventually on DVD) ... also for Betty White who seems to be stealing scenes and cracking everyone up on the talk-show circuit.

Eddie Cibrian was the only reason I watched "Third Watch." Though I was very happy to see him on "Ugly Betty." Have you seen "But I'm a Cheerleader"? I only recently got around to watching it. Let's just say ... Eddie in denim short shorts. ;-)

[Keith]

The part of the promo for The Proposal that I find really odd is where Sandy screams at seeing Ryan naked. I mean, is she insane?