Some Advice To Jen Aniston

Jennifer Aniston in a recent interview with USA Today:

“I think it’s ridiculous,” Aniston said. “There’s just this insatiable need… I am honestly getting sick of it, and I feel like telling people, ‘You know what? It’s none of your (expletive) business. Seriously, it’s enough...and (people have to) realize that I have a job, and I'm an actress."

Fast forward about a week...

Jennifer Aniston on and in the January issue of GQ:

Ok, Jen.... we like you, we really like you... and honestly, I don't mind these photos, but for chrissake you have to shut. up!  

In the whole Brangelina thing you won our sympathy... much like the Dolly Parton song, Jolie-ene seemed to take your man just because she can... could, whatever, you know what I am getting at!   But it is time to move on Jen, while people may admire Angelina's beauty or even acting... let's face it, she's not terribly like-able and she's pretty strange to boot (remember the whole relationship with her brother or the marriage, tats, and blood-carrying vials of Billy Bob?)...

...but Jen, you are starting to lose this goodwill with all this whining/"not cool" stuff about something that happened 3+ years ago smacks of schoolyard sniping/"they started it first."  Folks are smart enough to figure it at Jen, but like I said no one likes a whine, especially one that is beautiful and rich. So I say "no comment" on that pesky first marriage... and let your charm or heck even your "acting"... and yes, even your bod... do the talking... these pix certainly speak volumes (Look at me now!  How do you like these apples!?!?) without the need of opening your mouth.

Oh, and while I am here... the whole on-again/off-again thing with John Mayer isn't helping either... while I am a big fan of his music, when it comes to love and relationships Jen he seems to be a bit of a dog.  Not that I know him personally or anything, but just a hunch.

Anyhow, lookin' good Jen... and good luck with that dog movie.

Comments

[Scot]

I like these pictures, I really do. However, the first one seems like a remake of her Rolling Stone cover. At least when she did that, she had a better photographer. Plus, these all seem to smack of "I'm turning 40 in 2 months and don't I look good?