Prop 8 Zingers

Ok, still not quite off the political horse... but this post is kinda fun.  While I know the protests over the passage of California's Prop 8 (and the other anti-gay measures that passed on election day) are a serious matter, can I still be at least amused by some of the protest signs?  I always say don't piss off the gays... as wit/humor is often our biggest weapon!

Here are some of my favorites lines from the protest signs, many from the NYC protest pictures that I saw on various websites this morning.  In some cases, I am sure my very smart readers can figure out whether a man or woman was holding up a particular sign.

Chickens 1, Gays 0

Britney Spears, 55 Hours!  Me, Never?

My gay friends deserve to be unhappy too!

So... when can I vote on your marriage?

Keep your magic undies off my civil rights!

God created the rainbow so I could catwalk to heaven

Gay is the new black

You have 2 wives, I want 1 husband

Oh well, I wasn't using my civil rights anyways

My rights are not granted by your God

Protect Marriage:  Ban the Electric Slide

My mom is a little bit country, my other mom is a little bit rock 'n roll

I love my gay Mormon husband

I'm too old for this shit!  Equal rights now!

Focus on your own family

I didn't ask her to "civil union" me

Did you cast a ballot or a stone?

Would you rather I married your daughter?

Comments

[Jeff]

I hadn't seen the "ballot or stone" one before. Snap!

[Howard]

My favorites were:
(Outside the Mormon Temple in Westwood) "Give me the head of Donny Osmond", and "My two moms can best up your 14 wives!"

[Ed]

I saw one at the Philly rally that I loved

"Cause straight people *clearly* got it right."

http://picasaweb.google.com/ed.biebel/Prop8Rally#5269036834012248034

[Peter]

You missed (in SF) "Jesus had two daddies."

[Eric]

A woman in SF had a sign: "Think outside my box."