Express Lane: Issue 51

Lance Bass Rumored to be on DTWS7, May Have a Male Partner - While it would be hot, I'm guessing the male/male speculation is more offensive?  Would they only be able to dance to songs by the Village People or say 'Relax' by Frankie Goes To Hollywood? (7/10/08)

Meet the 'Big Brother 10' Cast - It's baaaack (starting July 13), this season's hamsters include a gay cowboy, a Hooters waitress, a pro bodybuilder... and a 75 year old former Marine! (7/8/08)

Pet owners prefer McCain over Obama - I knew there was some reason I was still a bit unsure about Barack... (7/8/08)

Blake Lewis Dropped from Arista - Last year's Idol runner-up will have to fffff-fffind a new label if there's going to be a 2nd album.  Hard times for 'Idol' alums as past winners, Ruben and Taylor, have also got booted this year. (6/25/08)

You The Ones That We (Didn't) Want - Two of the runners-up of the *very* same reality show that put Max Crumm and Laura Osnes on Broadway as Danny & Sandy in the Broadway revival of 'Grease' are set to replace to duo next month. (6/24/08)

HBO Continues 'Treatment' - Ahh!  Just got thru the 43 episode, 5 days/week Gabriel Byrne therapy series last week (it ended in March!) and now word that it will be back... enjoyed it, but it was a big commitment! (6/23/08)

'Weeds' Goes Theme Song-less For New Season - With Agrestic up in flames and the Botwins headed to the border, it appears the Season 4 premiere was the last hurrah for Malvina Reynold's 'Little Boxes' as well.  So sad! (6/19/08)