How do I know Valentine's Day is approaching? It's not [start sarcasm] by looking down at my calender where I have drawn a 'lil heart in red marker on the 14th [end sarcasm, well maybe not]. Ironically enough, it's one of my favorite "like to dislike" blogs... which annually offers up, well in advance, an annual "I hate the day! Woe is me! I have no one! [sniffle, sniffle] Now tell me how wonderful I am in the comments" entry. I got snarky about this last year and, not to disappoint, I will also provide an encore.
[begin rant] If you think you have a monopoly on disdain for this Hallmark holiday or that your life will be magically transformed via receipt of a societally pressured token from your "valentine" on a single day in the middle of February... well, you don't and it won't. [end rant, meow]
Anyhow (breath!)... while researching that, I stumbled across my Celebrity Break-Up Bingo card. Now this was a total joke on my part, but what do you know...
Exactly one year later, I have three more spaces covered!
Britney & Kevin, Justin & Cameron, Whitney & Bobby... all gone their separate ways since last V-Day... where did your love go? But alas, still no BINGO!
Though so many possibilities just one break-up away... and what was I thinking by not including spots for Reese & Ryan or Vaughnistan?!
So who's next? While it still wouldn't give me a BINGO, this one sounds like a recipe for disaster... Christina Aguilera Says Cooking Naked With Her Spouse Helps Spice Up Marriage.
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