It's baaaack!
Yes, nothing says "the holidays" like a little amateur porn!
The last edition of this W&C "feature" was waaaay back in April... so just a reminder, this is where I have some fun with some of the naughty pictures guys take of themselves and post somewhere on the Internet. Past editions have highlighted many of my "amateur" pet peeves... sure a guy can be hot, but a dirty mirror or laundry on the floor can be pretty distracting!.
This special Holiday Edition is a pet peeve in and of itself! I think it is just hilarious that guys feel the need to spread the holiday joy by exposing themselves in front of the tree or using some holiday decor as a means of "hiding the goods."
I know this post is NOT everyone's cup of egg nog... so I have made the visual portion of this post to be entirely voluntary... if you want to see the pic, click the link and the picture will "pop-up" ...
As always, I have obscured the faces and explicit parts to protect the guilty... so while rated PG-21, I am guessing it is still NOT terribly "work safe."
So here are this year's collection of holiday cheer... again, you've been warned!
Most Improved Award - This guy was nice enough to post holiday pictures from 2004 and 2005! I give him "most improved" for various reasons... the tree is much more nicely decorated but I am happier that he appears to have moved his computer out of the living room... and, oh yeah, he is showing more skin this year!
Don we now our... - Ok, I would say "gay apparel"... but I am afraid it would be a major insult to gay people. Umm, is paisley still in? Or was he just trying to color coordinate with his tree? I am guessing Madonna's "Vogue" was on during this photo shoot... does he know how to "strike a pose" or what?!
Ho! Ho! Ho! - Not really wrong with this picture... while not a terribly inspired use of a Santa hat, I tend to give a lot more leeway when the person donning the cap looks like this!
Take It Off Santa! - Again, no complaints about this picture... except for the impure thoughts in my head... I've been naughty Santa... VERY naughty!
Hung By The Chimney - This guy easily had the most explicit holiday pictures of the year. There were just a few that even I couldn't even figure out how to edit (let's just say one of them could have been a pun on 'O Come O Ye Faithful')... this guy was just fearless... but given the size of the "black boxes," you can probably guess why he wasn't terribly shy... and thanks to the butt shot, I am happy to report his prostate seems to be in perfect condition! Yikes!
Ribbons & Bows - Do you like unwrapping presents... these guys hope so. Now, the first guy was a bit too... ummm, cocky... to think he needed a bow THAT big... and heck he was poking thru anyhow! While, the 2nd guy seems to be on the set of 'That 70s Show'... very retro (probably his mom's house, which makes the pic even more strange!)... but Donald Duck is certainly getting an eyeful!
All Is Bright - This is another fairly popular one... strewing lights about you... I don't know about you, but I am not quite sure I would want live electricity quite that close to my nether regions!
Pump You Up - We'll end on a good note... again nothing wrong with our Kris Kringle here... but I just would have loved to have been in on the decision here.... let's see I am walking around the living room naked except for my baseball cap on, why don't I take a pic in front of the tree?!? Why don't I get photo holiday cards in the mail like this one???
Don't worry.... I plan on returning tomorrow with a tamer and more traditional holiday post... are you ready to read all about our holiday menu?!! Hold the applause down, please!
There's porn... on the Internets?!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?
Who knew!
Posted by: Scott-O-Rama | Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 02:05 PM
Gee, I never would have thought about Christmas Porn.
Posted by: Scott C | Wednesday, December 21, 2005 at 06:35 AM